[locked from Kefka] One Statement Of A Fashionable Nature

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I Am Currently Wondering Why I Even Try To Mediate Between Certain Individuals It Is Clearly A Show Of Futility

And I Believe A Human Here Is Trying To Ask Me To Be His Kismesis
Its Very Awkward And I Want Nothing To Do With It
It Would Be Akin To Having Kismesitude With Eridan
If Eridan Were To Put On Gamzees Make Up And Try To Meddle In A Way That Would Remind Vriska Of Myself
Only Less Helpful
I Shudder At The Very Thought

As It Is I Have Come To Say That These Temporal Shenanigans Are Giving Me An Ache In The Brain Pan Area
Annoying

Comments

[clapifyoubullieve]

uM, i THOUGHT,
hUMANS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT, uHH, kISMESIS MEANS,

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Well That Is True Tavros
However
This Particular Human Thinks He Does And Is Acting In A Way Akin To One Trying To Court A Kismesis
He Apparently Thinks He Has Many Irons In The Flames

[clapifyoubullieve]

oH, uHH,
tHAT SOUNDS, kIND OF AWKWARD,

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Extremely So
He Is Even Beginning To Annoy Vriska With His Thinly Veiled Attempts To Troll

Speaking Of Her
Do I Need To Do Anything
Say Anything

[clapifyoubullieve]

oH, uHH,
iS THAT, nOT USUALLY SO EASY,

nO, uM,
i THINK, i'LL BE OK,

[guiltapalooza]

I didn't understand most of that, but I'm with on the temporal shenanigans. They are the worst.

Are you from the future or the past in this one?

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Ah I Am Sorry About My Ranting About Troll Romance

But Yes Shenanigans
Even Though I Am Quite Used To Them
But
I Am In The Future Compared To My Compatriots
Including Someone That I
Was
Close To

Incredibly Incredibly Uncomfortable

[guiltapalooza]

It's fine, I know it can get upsetting. It's only confusing to me because I don't know how it works yet! You can explain if you think talking would help.

... Oh. And there was a, um, big change from then to now? I'm the one in the past to everyone else, and I adjusted after a while. I'm sure they will, too.

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Well Troll Romance Has Four Quadrants Two For Pity Two For Hate Its Really Complicated

Well Yes But Even Now They Act Like Nothing Happened
Merely Part Of Her Personality I Suppose
I Will Do The Period Thing
'...'
Yes I Hope So

[guiltapalooza]

Pity quadrants in romance? You're right, this does sound complicated.

I can see where the period thing is an appropriate response. It must be majorly frustrating if she's pretending it isn't a big deal.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm rea5onably certain I feel your pain in nearly identiqual form.

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Its Making Me Quite Irate

And Karen Your Use Of Troll Customs Is Unnecessary And Slightly Incorrect
You As A Human Have Red Blood So You Should Be Typing In Red
And I Havent Heard You Speak So I Have No Idea About Your Quirk
No Offense

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's like people like getting into pointless arguments.

When a cu5tom is adapted to a different culture, 5ometime5 5light changes have to be made to the detail5. 5ince all human5 haVe red blood, it doe5n't make 5en5e for u5 to u5e it a5 a ba5i5 for determining text color. I'd prefer not to go into detail5, but 5uffice it to 5ay thi5 color wa5 5elected quarefully and deliberately.

...I wasn't aware of a connection to how we speak, though.

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Vriska Stretches Her Vowels Because Shes One Of Those Who Tend To Do That To Put Emphasis In A Dramatic Manner The Eights Are
Because Of Her Spider Lusus
Karkat Shouts A Lot So He Types In All Capitals
I Enunciate Each Word Carefully And Thoughtfully So I Type Like This

Am I Make Any Sense
?

[oceanicbutterfly]

I see. That does make sense. I'll have to consider this.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound very good at all.

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Quite Astute Of You To Notice
Yes
It Is Quite Not Good

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to offend you, really!

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Oh No
You Didnt
I Am Simply Annoyed At This Situation In General
Not At Your Personage

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Um, if you're sure. Can I do anything to help? I'm not very good at a lot of things, but...

[deathfangirl]

it seems rather s00n t0 f0rm a kismesitude with any0ne here
y0u 0nly just met

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Exactly
Which Is Why I Am Wondering Why This Person Keeps Trying To Act In Such A Manner That Would Be Befitting Of Kismesitude
Its Not That I Wish To Form One
Unthinkable
But
I Think He Is Trying To With His Base Knowledge Of Trollian Romance
Or He May Just Be Trying To Troll Me

[deathfangirl]

i think i kn0w which human y0u mean
he seems creepy t0 me
and thats saying s0mething under the circumstances
he was very interested in what the spirits were saying t0 me
and what i was d0ing after my lusus died

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Yes
He Referred To You As Our Leader
Quite Frankly I Think He Might Be More Trouble For Use Than We Think

[deathfangirl]

0_0
me?
the leader?
i d0nt think thats right
hes very curi0us ab0ut us
0verly s0 but d0 y0u really think he will be tr0uble?