[locked from Kefka] One Statement Of A Fashionable Nature

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I Am Currently Wondering Why I Even Try To Mediate Between Certain Individuals It Is Clearly A Show Of Futility

And I Believe A Human Here Is Trying To Ask Me To Be His Kismesis
Its Very Awkward And I Want Nothing To Do With It
It Would Be Akin To Having Kismesitude With Eridan
If Eridan Were To Put On Gamzees Make Up And Try To Meddle In A Way That Would Remind Vriska Of Myself
Only Less Helpful
I Shudder At The Very Thought

As It Is I Have Come To Say That These Temporal Shenanigans Are Giving Me An Ache In The Brain Pan Area
Annoying

Comments

[guiltapalooza]

What do you guys find so positive about it? I'm starting to think you really do need a primer.

How could she not... get that? Plus, timeline stuff is-- is huge. You can't take that lightly, or you risk tearing the fabric of the universe apart. That's not even an exaggeration.

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Well You See Pity Is Positive As It
Precludes That You Can Start Caring About Someone If You See Their Situation And Their Faults
You Can Start To Understand And Forgive And Defend All Those Sort Of Things Its Rather Basic
Er
I Suppose Humans Go About It Differently I Suppose
Maybe If I Give An Example

For Example In My Rainbow Drinker Novels The Most Common Storyline Is That The Rainbow Drinker And The Normal Troll Become Matesprits
The Rainbow Drinker Sees The Normal And Pities Them For Being Vulnerable And Decides To Protect Them
The Normal Troll Sees The Rainbow Drinker And Pities Them For Being So Withdrawn From Normal Society
Even Though It May Hurt Them They Stay And Help Sustain Them Because Of That Pity

[guiltapalooza]

That sounds... a little familiar. [To Buffy and Angel, she means, but Willow thinks that topic is still in the awkward do-not-mention land, so she doesn't say that directly.] Except for humans it's not about feeling sorry for each other, it's about appreciating the qualities that they have. It's about positive feelings, not negative.

Do trolls really not have anything like that? And what are rainbow drinkers?

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Thats What Pity Means To Us In Essence
Its Not Just About Feeling Sorry Yes It Starts Out At That Level But Troll Pyschology Isnt Something Im Very Good At

Rainbow Drinkers Are What Humans Call
Vampires
I Am Well Versed In Rainbow Drinker Lore And Unfortunately Thats Where Most Of My Troll Romantic Knowledge Comes From

[guiltapalooza]

Sorry, I don't mean to make you go on about things you aren't interested in. It's just all kinda... funky, to me.

Like that. Um. Why do you have romantic knowledge of vampires? Most of them aren't very romantic on my world, they're more the maim and kill type.

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Oh Not From Them Personally Of Course

I Meant Fiction
About Them
Romantic
Er
Novels About Rainbow Drinkers

[guiltapalooza]

Oh! Ohhhhh. I'm so used to them being part of my real life life, that I didn't think.

Are they not... real, where you are?

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The Undead Is Certainly Real Enough On Alternia
But More Of The Rotting Flesh Kind Than The Blood Drinking Kind
So Rather I Dont Know Ive Never Met One Before

Wait
Youve
Youve Seen Vampires

[guiltapalooza]

Rotting flesh k-- oh, you mean zombies. We've had a couple instances of that, but vamps are much more common. I've not only seen them, I've seen them regularly, and killed a fair few. Like I said, most of them here are not so romantic.

Spike definitely is, though, and he's on the community. You could probably talk to him if you're so interested. But he's not real big on groupies, I have to warn you.

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Oh Well Yes Yes I Will Have To Talk To This Spike Vampire

However I Doubt I Will Want To Fill A Quadrant With Him If Thats What Groupie Means
I Am
Uninterested
In That Sort Of Er
Well Um
Its Just Exciting

[guiltapalooza]

Not a quadrant! Not a quadrant. Groupie is like, um, an enthused fan that follows someone around. Usually a celebrity or musician of some kind, but vampire groupies have been known to exist.

I get it, though. It was pretty exciting for me to realize that there's so many magic users on the community. It really opens up the possibilities, doesn't it?