[locked from Kefka] One Statement Of A Fashionable Nature

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I Am Currently Wondering Why I Even Try To Mediate Between Certain Individuals It Is Clearly A Show Of Futility

And I Believe A Human Here Is Trying To Ask Me To Be His Kismesis
Its Very Awkward And I Want Nothing To Do With It
It Would Be Akin To Having Kismesitude With Eridan
If Eridan Were To Put On Gamzees Make Up And Try To Meddle In A Way That Would Remind Vriska Of Myself
Only Less Helpful
I Shudder At The Very Thought

As It Is I Have Come To Say That These Temporal Shenanigans Are Giving Me An Ache In The Brain Pan Area
Annoying

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Exactly
Helpfulness Is A Quite Honorable Quality To Have
It Is The Mark Of A Truly Noble Being
Whether They Happen
To Be A Troll Or A Human

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I try my best, but I'm not really good at it.

Um, I don't know if this is polite to ask or not, but why do you call everybody "human" if you don't know their name?

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Habit Mostly
I Am Sorry If I Offended You But I Thought It Would Be More Polite Than Calling You Lot
Pink Skin Wrigglers

Or Something Along Those Lines

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I'm not offended at all! I'm sorry! I just sort of wondered.

Pink-skin wrigglers? But, um, not all of us are pink, and we don't really wriggle.

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You Dont Have To Apologize
It Was A Question Borne Of Curiousity And Not Malice That Is Obvious
So No Need For Apologies My Fellow Typer In Green

Well I Know That But Well
Its A Term One Of My Compatriots Came Up With To Describe Humans
I Think Its Quite Rude

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Alright, if you're sure. I just worry a lot about causing people trouble.

It is a little strange...

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You Sound Like Tavros
If I Had An Issue I Would Say So
You Shouldnt Have To Worry Whether Youre Causing Trouble Or Not

Exactly Which Is Why I Wouldnt Call You That
I Just Finding Calling You Human Is More Polite Than That
I Could Just Say Human Who I Dont Know The Name Of That Is Fairly Correct

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Sometimes people say that, but I know I do cause trouble a lot of the time, so I'm just trying to make up for it.

I guess so, but a lot of people here just look like they're human when they're not. Um, you can call me Retasu, if you want.

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Understandable But You Dont Have To Worry About Making Me Feel Troubled

I See Well I Thought It Would Just Be Easier To Say That And Be Corrected
There Is No Shame In Being Wrong
You Can Call Me Kanaya Then Retasu

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

If you're sure.

You must be really confident, Kanaya-san.

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I Will Admit To Have Some Self Confidence But I Believe Any Individual Has To Have At Least Some To Be At Ease With Themselves
As It Is I Am Used To Stressful Situations
I Merely Have Outlets For Such Negative Feelings That Are Results Of Such Encounters
I Used To Do Landscaping But More Than Ever My Novels And Sewing Projects Take That Place

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a lot of fun, actually!