[locked from Kefka] One Statement Of A Fashionable Nature

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I Am Currently Wondering Why I Even Try To Mediate Between Certain Individuals It Is Clearly A Show Of Futility

And I Believe A Human Here Is Trying To Ask Me To Be His Kismesis
Its Very Awkward And I Want Nothing To Do With It
It Would Be Akin To Having Kismesitude With Eridan
If Eridan Were To Put On Gamzees Make Up And Try To Meddle In A Way That Would Remind Vriska Of Myself
Only Less Helpful
I Shudder At The Very Thought

As It Is I Have Come To Say That These Temporal Shenanigans Are Giving Me An Ache In The Brain Pan Area
Annoying

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Extremely So
He Is Even Beginning To Annoy Vriska With His Thinly Veiled Attempts To Troll

Speaking Of Her
Do I Need To Do Anything
Say Anything

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oH, uHH,
iS THAT, nOT USUALLY SO EASY,

nO, uM,
i THINK, i'LL BE OK,

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[And this is posted after a while. Clearly, Kanaya has been thinking. So he gets a terse reply.]

Dont Kiss Her

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wHAT,

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Vriska

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wHAT,

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Do Not

Kiss

Vriska

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i WASN'T,
i MEAN, uHH,
tHAT IS,
iT'S NOT, a PLAN OF MINE TO, uHH, dO SUCH A THING,
aT ALL,

Kanaya: Mess up the timeline in a way that you think you can.

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I Am
Merely Making Sure
Of That

What About If You Were Mind Controlled

>Tavros: Continue to panic.

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wHY, wOULD i BE MIND CONTROLLED,
aND,
wHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS,

>Kanaya: Make Terezi proud.

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Its An Important Question From The Future

I Need To Know
For Future Reference

>Tavros: Cry like a wiggler.

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uM, wELL, uHH,
i SUPPOSE,
iF i WAS, mIND CONTROLLED,
i WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO, cONTROL MYSELF, sO, uHH,

>Kanaya: Pester Vriska

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Very Well

I Am Sorry For The Unpleasant Visions My Inquiry Made You Think Of
I Will Go Talk To Vriska

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uHH,
kANAYA,
i CAN'T HELP, bUT THINK,
oR PERHAPS, wORRY,
tHAT THERE IS POSSIBLY A REASON TO YOUR LINE OF RATHER SPECIFIC QUESTIONING,

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Dont Worry Your Massively Horned Central Information Center About It
I Am Not Doing Anything To Cause Worry Or Alarm In Any Sort Of Fashion
What An Infantile Notion
Why Would I
I Would Not Is The Answer
I Would Not Tavros
I Am Helpful
And Purposefully Harming You Is The Last Thing A Helpful Person Would Do

Besides Why Would I Care What Your Answers Would Be

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oK,
bUT, uM,
i DIDN'T, sAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU PURPOSEFULLY, uHH, hARMING ME,

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I Know I
Was
Nevermind

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uM,

oK,

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Are You Making A Sad Face
I Am Sorry

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nO, uHH,

mAYBE A LITTLE,