[locked from Kefka] One Statement Of A Fashionable Nature

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I Am Currently Wondering Why I Even Try To Mediate Between Certain Individuals It Is Clearly A Show Of Futility

And I Believe A Human Here Is Trying To Ask Me To Be His Kismesis
Its Very Awkward And I Want Nothing To Do With It
It Would Be Akin To Having Kismesitude With Eridan
If Eridan Were To Put On Gamzees Make Up And Try To Meddle In A Way That Would Remind Vriska Of Myself
Only Less Helpful
I Shudder At The Very Thought

As It Is I Have Come To Say That These Temporal Shenanigans Are Giving Me An Ache In The Brain Pan Area
Annoying

Comments

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uM, i THOUGHT,
hUMANS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT, uHH, kISMESIS MEANS,

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Well That Is True Tavros
However
This Particular Human Thinks He Does And Is Acting In A Way Akin To One Trying To Court A Kismesis
He Apparently Thinks He Has Many Irons In The Flames

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oH, uHH,
tHAT SOUNDS, kIND OF AWKWARD,

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Extremely So
He Is Even Beginning To Annoy Vriska With His Thinly Veiled Attempts To Troll

Speaking Of Her
Do I Need To Do Anything
Say Anything

[guiltapalooza]

I didn't understand most of that, but I'm with on the temporal shenanigans. They are the worst.

Are you from the future or the past in this one?

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Ah I Am Sorry About My Ranting About Troll Romance

But Yes Shenanigans
Even Though I Am Quite Used To Them
But
I Am In The Future Compared To My Compatriots
Including Someone That I
Was
Close To

Incredibly Incredibly Uncomfortable

[guiltapalooza]

It's fine, I know it can get upsetting. It's only confusing to me because I don't know how it works yet! You can explain if you think talking would help.

... Oh. And there was a, um, big change from then to now? I'm the one in the past to everyone else, and I adjusted after a while. I'm sure they will, too.

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Well Troll Romance Has Four Quadrants Two For Pity Two For Hate Its Really Complicated

Well Yes But Even Now They Act Like Nothing Happened
Merely Part Of Her Personality I Suppose
I Will Do The Period Thing
'...'
Yes I Hope So

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oH, uHH,
iS THAT, nOT USUALLY SO EASY,

nO, uM,
i THINK, i'LL BE OK,

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm rea5onably certain I feel your pain in nearly identiqual form.

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Its Making Me Quite Irate

And Karen Your Use Of Troll Customs Is Unnecessary And Slightly Incorrect
You As A Human Have Red Blood So You Should Be Typing In Red
And I Havent Heard You Speak So I Have No Idea About Your Quirk
No Offense

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[And this is posted after a while. Clearly, Kanaya has been thinking. So he gets a terse reply.]

Dont Kiss Her

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's like people like getting into pointless arguments.

When a cu5tom is adapted to a different culture, 5ometime5 5light changes have to be made to the detail5. 5ince all human5 haVe red blood, it doe5n't make 5en5e for u5 to u5e it a5 a ba5i5 for determining text color. I'd prefer not to go into detail5, but 5uffice it to 5ay thi5 color wa5 5elected quarefully and deliberately.

...I wasn't aware of a connection to how we speak, though.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound very good at all.

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wHAT,

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Vriska Stretches Her Vowels Because Shes One Of Those Who Tend To Do That To Put Emphasis In A Dramatic Manner The Eights Are
Because Of Her Spider Lusus
Karkat Shouts A Lot So He Types In All Capitals
I Enunciate Each Word Carefully And Thoughtfully So I Type Like This

Am I Make Any Sense
?

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Vriska

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wHAT,

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Quite Astute Of You To Notice
Yes
It Is Quite Not Good

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Do Not

Kiss

Vriska

[oceanicbutterfly]

I see. That does make sense. I'll have to consider this.

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i WASN'T,
i MEAN, uHH,
tHAT IS,
iT'S NOT, a PLAN OF MINE TO, uHH, dO SUCH A THING,
aT ALL,

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to offend you, really!

Kanaya: Mess up the timeline in a way that you think you can.

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I Am
Merely Making Sure
Of That

What About If You Were Mind Controlled

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Oh No
You Didnt
I Am Simply Annoyed At This Situation In General
Not At Your Personage