[Locked From Rose] Seventh Statement Of A Fashionable Nature

[exceedingwords]

So Ah Quick Question Well Quick For Me And
No Rambling Here
Right
So Say You Were Going To
Craft A Weapon For A Warrior Of Light
A Weapon That Would Sever The Grimmest Of The Darkness
What Ingredients Would You Need

For I Am About To Raise An Ignorant Prince From The Throes Of Ignorance Into The Role Of A White Mage
One Whose Abilities Will Shine Through The Annals Of History
His Name Will Be Famous For The Rest Of Time

And His Name Will Be The Prince Of Hope And Light
And He Will Have A Kismesis Worthy Of His Affections
And He Will Stop Pouting And Fight His Rival To Keep Her In Check

Comments

[airkind.livejournal.com]

... uh, wait.
i didn't understand any of that.
what are you trying to do???

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

I Need Help To Craft A Proper Wand For My Student

[airkind.livejournal.com]

oh, you're making a wand?
that is SO cool.
haha, i always wished i could do magic.
who's your student??

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

Your Moirail
Eridan
I Am So Very Helpful

[glubspeak.livejournal.com]

Are you making --Eridan a gift? 38O

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

I Am Taking Him Underneath My Metaphorical Winged Appendage Yes
To Teach Him The Secrets Of Light

[glubspeak.livejournal.com]

)(e)(e)(e.
T)(at sounds really ---EXCITING!
Glub glub glub!
W)(at are you going to make?

[ovversensitivve.livejournal.com]

kan wwhat are you up to
sounds fishy

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

I Am Taking You Under My Feathery Appendage So That You May Fight The Evils Of The Darkness Grim
Or To Be More Precise
I Am Tired Of You Whining About What Happens In The Future So I Am Making You A Working Wand
Youre Welcome By The Way

[ovversensitivve.livejournal.com]

about wwhat happens in the future huh
anywway isnt magic fake anyhoww it doesnt exist kan so i dont knoww wwhat youre goin on about wwith all this magic nonsense its pretty fuckin ridiculous really

[deathfangirl]

0h a wand!
thats different
i guess y0u sh0uld c0mbine s0me kind 0f stick with s0mething very magical?
d0 y0u have anything like that in y0ur captchal0gue?

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

No I Dont But
Oh I Know Shout Pole
It Is So Very Obvious How Idiotic Of Me Not To Realize It
I Will Ask Gamzee For Some Of His Miracle Dust
A Little Bit Of This A Little Bit Of That
Itll Cost Much Grist But Were Practically Swimming In It

[deathfangirl]

that s0unds perfect!
i h0pe eridan appreciates the tr0uble y0ure g0ing t0

[carryarifle.livejournal.com]

??????

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

I Am Making Eridan A Wand
It Will Be The Best Wand

[carryarifle.livejournal.com]

why are you making that creepy jerk something at all???
but i guess if you are friends that makes sense!!
anyway uhhh
what do you guys have with you???
you might need a light
and something that symbolizes magic if you dont have something that really is magic
and a wand or something like it.......

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Um, I'm not sure, but I think it would have to be made with its intended user in mind... what is this for, Kanaya-san?

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

I Am Making Eridan A Wand
So He Can Be A White Wizard

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

...I think I might be missing something here.

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

So he FINALLY has another rival??
Hot damn!

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

Well Not Yet But I Will Set Him On The Right Path
Rose Will Test His Mettle

[bittervictor.livejournal.com]

My method probably won't work. Psi weaponry is odd that way. I'm curious how it turns out though.

Question - what's a kismesis?

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

Quick Human Explanation Of Kismesistude
Hate Relationship
Mating Follows
End Of Story

[bittervictor.livejournal.com]

...What?

{Read that as a flat what.}

[goddamncrabby.livejournal.com]

KANAYA.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?