Eighteenth Statement Of A Fashionable Nature

[exceedingwords]

Im Hungry Again
I Believe My Nutrient Absorbing Capacity Has Increased Since My Induction Into The Ranks Of The Undead

This Is Getting Troublesome
I May Have To Uh
Look Elsewhere For Food

Comments

[harlol]

oh nooooooo D:
are you feeling okay kanaya???

[exceedingwords]

Im Hungry

[harlol]

i am sure that somebody will be able to help you D:
there are a lot of people here with blood substitutes and things like that!!!!

[exceedingwords]

I Guess Yeah
I Could Take A Bite Out Of One Of The Survivors But I Doubt Thatd Help
Not To Mention Im Not Sure Whether Id Be Able To Take Human Blood

[harlol]

i wonder if you could just live off cloned blood or something....????

[exceedingwords]

I Could I Suppose

[harlol]

i will try to get somebody to make some for you!!!!

[exceedingwords]

Thats
Very Nice Of You Jade

[harlol]

well you need it right?? :)

[exceedingwords]

Yes I Do

[harlol]

so i want to help you c:

[grimdarkseer]

Let me know if there's anything I can do, Jade.

[harlol]

yes maam!!!

[mettlesome]

Do you need any help?

[exceedingwords]

No Im Good

[mettlesome]

Are you sure?

[exceedingwords]

Very

[mettlesome]

What sort of blood can you eat?

[thekidsare0kay]

UNDEAD?
oh god, ii thiink ii ju2t deciided ii don't want two know.

[exceedingwords]

Well I Did Tell You I Died
I Never Said I Stayed Dead

[thekidsare0kay]

are you a raiinbow driinker?

[exceedingwords]

Yes Yes I Am

[thekidsare0kay]

woah.
they really exii2t?
ju2t 2o you know, iif you're fuckiing wiith me, ii'm goiing two be pii22ed.

[croibhristeoir]

Are you alright, if I might ask?

[exceedingwords]

Currently I Am Fine For Being A Member Of The Undead That Must Feast Upon The Blood Of Innocents

[croibhristeoir]

...Well that is certainly one I have not yet heard.

[exceedingwords]

I Believe The Human Term Is Vampire

[croibhristeoir]

I see--I think I am familiar with the concept, at least in passing. I do not believe I have ever met one until now.

Sorry, might I ask your name? I seem to keep forgetting to introduce myself. You can call me Lancer or Diarmuid, whichever you prefer.

[exceedingwords]

Yes Well Im Rather Well Read On That Subject
Though It Was Merely A Hobby Before I Transformed

Diarmuid Then
Im Kanaya

[croibhristeoir]

A pleasure to meet you, Kanaya.

Forgive me if I sound like I am prying, but are you in dire need of assistance? I believe I might be a small amount of help, dependent on how pressing the situation and if one of us is able to acquire a worldhop.

[exceedingwords]

Ah Not Dire Per Se
But The Offer Is Quite Generous And If Things Change Ill Like The Help

[croibhristeoir]

As it happens, I am actually quite incapable of bleeding to death. In fact, I do not believe blood loss would affect me whatsoever.

[exceedingwords]

Well Im Unsure If Im Even Cable Of Digesting Human Blood
Or Whatever I Do With It

[grimdarkseer]

Is there anything I can do to help?

[exceedingwords]

Jade Is On A Journey To What Was It
Clone Blood Or Something Along Those Lines
Perhaps You Could Help

[grimdarkseer]

I didn't realise that was even possible.
I'll talk to her.

[selfished]

Getting food isn't that difficult, you know! Just ask the community and someone oughta give you some, it worked for me.

... Unless this whole 'undead' thing means you're out for brains instead or something like that.

[exceedingwords]

Blood

[selfished]

Oh, so it's the classical vampire thing instead?

[kingofswords]

What sort of undead are you?

[exceedingwords]

The Human Term Is Vampire I Believe

[kingofswords]

I took care of a vampire briefly, actually. Hopefully you don't go after random innocents when too hungry.

[artfulironicist]

Does your heart beat?
If the blood you drink goes towards powering your circulatory system, that might have something to do with your increased hunger.
Anyway, you could probably do an allergy test or something like that anyway by only drinking a small amount of any blood substitute the community has to offer.
Or else study the method used to make it and find someone to make a troll alternative.
And if that doesn't work, you've always got the option of forming a little troll blood harem out of the available community members, right? Have you got vampiric control powers?
Or rather, rainbow drinker control powers?
Pardon the vague cultural elitism but your version just doesn't sound as cool.

[exceedingwords]

I Understand The Quote Elitism Quote As Rainbows Dont Hold As Much Taboo As They Do In Troll Society
Or Did Rather
Anyway
Yes The Idea Of Allergy Testing Does Hold Merit And Thatll Probably Be What Will End Up Happening
As For The Control Well
I Havent Tried
It Was More Effective Just To Ambush Them