Eighteenth Statement Of A Fashionable Nature

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Im Hungry Again
I Believe My Nutrient Absorbing Capacity Has Increased Since My Induction Into The Ranks Of The Undead

This Is Getting Troublesome
I May Have To Uh
Look Elsewhere For Food

Comments

[artfulironicist]

Does your heart beat?
If the blood you drink goes towards powering your circulatory system, that might have something to do with your increased hunger.
Anyway, you could probably do an allergy test or something like that anyway by only drinking a small amount of any blood substitute the community has to offer.
Or else study the method used to make it and find someone to make a troll alternative.
And if that doesn't work, you've always got the option of forming a little troll blood harem out of the available community members, right? Have you got vampiric control powers?
Or rather, rainbow drinker control powers?
Pardon the vague cultural elitism but your version just doesn't sound as cool.

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I Understand The Quote Elitism Quote As Rainbows Dont Hold As Much Taboo As They Do In Troll Society
Or Did Rather
Anyway
Yes The Idea Of Allergy Testing Does Hold Merit And Thatll Probably Be What Will End Up Happening
As For The Control Well
I Havent Tried
It Was More Effective Just To Ambush Them