exceedingwords: (Pester)
Kanaya Maryam ♍ grimAuxiliatrix ([personal profile] exceedingwords) wrote2019-04-06 07:21 pm
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IC Contact Post

"Hello, I am quite apologetic to not be able to answer you at this moment in temporal history. Yes, this is Kanaya. Please leave a message if it moves you. I will get to you as soon as possible."

[Kanaya's personal handheld communication pod has voice, text, video, and instant messenger capabilities. Like Vriska and Aradia, you may occasionally contact her in the wrong time frame by accident.]
clapifyoubullieve: (adiosToreador [AT] began trolling you)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-05-12 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
-- adiosToreador [AT] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --

AT: uHH, hEY,
AT: aRE YOU AROUND,

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-05-12 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
GA: It Appears I Am
GA: What Is It
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-05-12 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
AT: hI,
AT: uHH, oK,
AT: tHIS IS PROBABLY, dEFINITELY, nONE OF MY BUSINESS,
AT: bUT, i WAS WONDERING SOMETHING,

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
GA: Tavros Just Say It Already
GA: I Wont Hurt You Or Make Fun Of You
GA: Unless You Deserve It But The Likelihood Of That Is Slim
GA: Go Ahead
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-05-14 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
AT: uMM,
AT: oKAY, tHAT MAKES ME SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE AND,
AT: pOSSIBLY LESS LIKELY TO WANT TO SAY WHAT i WAS GOING TO SAY,
AT: bUT,
AT: i'LL TRY ANYWAY,
AT: i WAS WONDERING IF, mAYBE, yOU'RE KIND OF, uHH, bLACK FOR THE ROSE HUMAN,
AT: jUST A LITTLE,

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
GA: I Will Do The Dot Thing
GA: ...
GA: Perhaps I Am
GA: I May Or May Not Have Sent Her A Spade
GA: Which She May Have Stared At With Bemusement
GA: We May Be Intellectual Rivals
GA: And Not At Violent
GA: But
GA: Fuck Why Am I So Obvious With This
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[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-05-14 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
AT: oHH, uM, i DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THAT OBVIOUS,
AT: wELL, mAYBE KIND OF, nOW THAT i, uHH, tHINK ABOUT IT,
AT: bUT i ONLY SUSPECTED BECAUSE, sHE SAID SOMETHING THAT MIGHT INDICATE YOU WERE MAKING ADVANCES IN THAT DIRECTION,
AT: bUT kANAYA, i DON'T REALLY THINK SHE UNDERSTANDS OUR QUADRANTS,

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
GA: Tavros What Did She Say
GA: This Is Important
GA: What Did She Say
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-05-14 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
AT: sOMETHING LIKE, uHH,
AT: tHAT YOU DESIRED A RIVALRY WITH HER AND,
AT: tHAT YOU'RE, mAYBE, kIND OF AMBITIOUS ABOUT IT,

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
GA: Oh Shit No
GA: That High Talking Pink Fleshy Alien How Dare She Not Even Have The Decency Of
GA: Never Mind
GA: Can I Say How Inorrect
GA: Wait I Just Confirmed Your Suspicions
GA: Shit
GA: Never Tell Karkat Tavros
GA: I Believe He Has Went On A Rant On Interspecies Relationships
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-05-18 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
AT: i WON'T,
AT: bUT, uHH,
AT: dO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD MAYBE MAKE YOUR INTENTIONS CLEAR,
AT: bECAUSE, fROM TALKING TO THESE HUMANS, i DON'T THINK THEY REALLY UNDERSTAND BLACKROM, aT ALL,
AT: lIKE IT IS NOT EVEN A THING FOR THEM, pROBABLY,
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-07-11 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
-- adiosToreador [AT] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --

AT: kANAYA,
AT: kANAYA, aRE YOU THERE,
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-07-12 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
AT: oH MY GOD,
AT: oH MY GOD, tHEN, yOU REALLY ARE OK,

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
GA: Yes
GA: Okay No Thats A Falsehood But Its Close Enough If Youre Working For The Empress
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-07-12 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
AT: uHH,
AT: oK, i DON'T UNDERSTAND, wHAT THE eMPRESS HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING, bUT,
AT: tHAT DOESN'T MATTER, bECAUSE i'M JUST,
AT: i'M REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU'RE OK,
AT: oR, uHH, oK ENOUGH TO BE ALIVE,

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
GA: Well Undead Technically

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
GA: I Am A Rainbow Drinker Now
GA: I Think
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-07-12 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
AT: wHAT,
AT: yOU MEAN,
AT: lIKE WHAT HAPPENED DURING THAT VIRUS,

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
GA: Yes Im Glowing And I Might Have Taken A Sip From Feferis Body

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
GA: Tavros
GA: That Is The Exact Reaction You Should Be Having
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-07-12 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
AT: tHEN, uHH, mAYBE IT BEARS REPEATING,
AT: oH MY GOD,
AT: hOW DID IT HAPPEN,
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-07-12 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
AT: dO YOU MEAN, yOU JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE LIKE THAT,
AT: oR,
AT: cAME TO BEING UNDEAD, i GUESS,
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-07-12 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
AT: wOW,
AT: oK, wELL, nOT THAT IT ISN'T WEIRD OR ANYTHING, bUT,
AT: i'M STILL GLAD YOU'RE AT LEAST, nOT DEAD,

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
GA: Thank You Tavros
GA: I Mean It Thats Not Sarcasm
clapifyoubullieve: (Default)

[personal profile] clapifyoubullieve 2011-07-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
AT: i DIDN'T THINK IT WAS,
AT: aND, yOU'RE WELCOME,

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Um, Kanaya-san, if you aren't busy, I know this is a little silly, but there's a chain letter going around which you send to six people you like. You don't have to pass it on if you don't want to! I just wanted to make my friends happy.

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Retasu That Is Utterly Fine
A Bit Superstitious I Will Not Hestatingly Admit But Very Charitable And Honorable
Yes I Will Except Your Letter Of The Chain
With A Glad Circulation Pump Even

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad! Oh, but --Is it still superstitious if the letter doesn't say you're going to be cursed?

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ah No Then That Isnt
My Apologies Retasu
Its Merely Well Wishing To Those Who Act In They Way Of Comrades In That Case
Which Is Utterly Acceptable In Any Social Endeavor

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
It's all right! I never exactly liked the ones where ghosts would come and kill you if you didn't send it to fifteen people, anyway.

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I Suppose Those Are A Little Distasteful At Times
Unless Aradia Sends Them Then That Might Actually Happen
Not That Shed Be Bothered To Do So

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Highly Doubtful Aradia Doesnt Do That Unless Provoked

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know she could do that.

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
She Communicates With The Dead

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Is that what she was doing before she, um...?

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry.