exceedingwords: (What Trashy Rainbow Drinker Novel)
Kanaya Maryam ♍ grimAuxiliatrix ([personal profile] exceedingwords) wrote2011-09-09 09:55 pm

Thirteenth Statement Of A Fashionable Nature

That Moment In Temporal History That You Have A Feeling That One Of Your Alien Friends Future Self
Is Doing Something Akin But Directly Related To
Flirting With Your Personage
Huh

Who Would Have Come Up With That Idea I Never Would Have Guessed It
Um
Yeah

[identity profile] airkind.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
... whoa, whoa, wait a second.
if it's an "alien"'s future self, then it's one of us, right?
oh my god, was it dave???
augh, he's probably just being an asshole!

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ah No If It Was The Strider I Would Assume That Would Be The Case
As It Is
It Might Have Been A Diversion Or Sincere


Um It May Have Been A Female As Well

[identity profile] airkind.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
... um, was
was it rose?
that was probably her being facetious or whatever.
but maybe she meant it if she said it to you??

[identity profile] airkind.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
... oh.
well if it was jade, i think she was just being honest!
if there's a pretty girl, she will tell them that they are pretty.

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Dot Dot Dot Oh Is The Proper Reaction I Think John
Well Yes Thats Exactly What She Did
She Is Very Honest
But That Awkwardness Of What To Do Has Settled In Im Afraid
If You Wanted Sincerity

[identity profile] airkind.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
just take it as a compliment!
or ask her if she meant anything by it, i guess?

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Okay
Is That All


Oh And Uh I Guess Sorry For Spoilering You Community Jade

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
hi kanaya!!
umm
i am not sure what you mean by flirting???
i mean i dont even know how to flirt with someone!!!!

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh God This Is Awkward
Ah Er
Um
Oh My God Why Did I Even Bring This
Uh Just To Note I Know That The Definition Of Vampire Is Not A Pretty Girl That Has A Great Personality
Um
Er
I Blame One John Egbert For You To Even Have Guessed That I Was Talking About Your Personage
After All How Could You Have Known It Was About You
Ha Ha Yes Incredibly Idiotic
Moronic
Insipid
Etcetera

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
are you okay???
i dont get it but i guess future me said something bad :c

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh No Its Not Bad
Im Kind Of Surprised
That You Thought I Was Pretty
Or Future You Does
Or Something

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
is saying somebody is pretty the same as hitting on them?? D:

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah
I Think So
I Guess
It Depends On
Context

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
im sorry kanaya D:
i will never call anybody a pretty girl again!!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Wait No Jade Dont Be Sorry Okay
Im Sorry For Getting You Upset
If You Have The Desire To Comment On My Appearance I Have No Right To Deny You
I Am Sorry
Please Call Me Pretty If You Desire To
That Doesnt Mean Ill Think Of You More Than A Friend But
I Dont Mind It

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
umm okay???
i am still really confused but!!!!
it should be okay because i do not actually want to steal you from rose anyway!!!! :)

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
What I Mean To Say Jade Is That
Were Both Friends Who Happen To Be Female Which Really Doesnt Matter But I Guess To Humans It Does
Anyways Were Friends
We Should Be Able To Call Each Other Pretty
And Yeah I Guess Its Okay

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
hehe um ok!!
i didnt mean to make you feel awkward
and i dont think future me did either!

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ill Accept That As I Believe You
Youre Also Kind Of Pretty In Your Own Right

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
are you just trying to be nice??
nobody has ever said that before!!!! :O

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
well
um in that case thank you!!!
:D

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
You Are Very Welcome
My Human Friend Jade

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
that sounds sort of weird :/
i do not call you my troll friend kanaya........
you are just kanaya!!!!!

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oops
Sorry
I Just Felt My Answer Needed More Words And When I Feel Like My Words Are Not Enough I Tend To Either Say More Words Than I Need To
Or Ramble Which I Suppose This Is What You Would Call Rambling
This Is What I Am Doing Arent I
Stupid Quirk

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
hehe dont worry
you are just who you are!!
just like everyone else is the way they are!!!!

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes Jade You Say These Things That Seem Somewhat Wise And Mystical

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
you and rose really are alike
she says that about me too!!!

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well I Do Know We Both Are Loquacious When The Mood Takes Us
Then There Is The Sarcasm And Such
Though I Will Admit That I Am Mostly Still Sincere

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
hehe thats true!
i really do think that :D

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well Youre Not Too Bad On The Intelligent Department Either
Less Snark Of Course

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
i dont really think i could act like that!!!!

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yes I Admit That You Normally Dont Bend Your Exoskeleton In Such A Way To View The Myriad Of Words That A Snarky Broad Such As Myself Or Rose Uses
However
If You Started To Do So We Could Take You Under Our Metaphorical Feathered Appendage That Is Used For Flight
You Could Be A Student In The Ways Of Snarkdom
An Acolyte Of Broadness
A Neophyte From The School Of Maryam And Lalonde
Which Is To Say If You Had The Desire And Will To Do So
I Would Never Push You Unto Such A Task Without Your Permission

[identity profile] carryarifle.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
ummm
are you saying that i should try to learn how to be sarcastic and stuff???? :?

[identity profile] knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, now I'm intrigued
Not as intrigued as regarding the moment in the timeline when our version of you starts trolling me
But still
Would it be too intrusive to enquire after details?

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Uh Shell Be Contacting You Soon I Guess
Um Okay Yeah
Sure
What Do You Want To Know About Me Being Hit On By Jade

[identity profile] knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
That really was the extent of my wondering
You have amply answered the main question I had.


[There's actually another main question but she doesn't want to bring herself to ask it and thus admit she cares]

[identity profile] exceedingwords.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Really Rose
And I Mean That As A Sincere Question I Am Wondering If I Shouldve Locked It From You
Or Something Along Those Lines
I Mean If I Needed To I Would Do So Quite Willingly
Its Not Like Its An Issue
Edited 2011-09-18 03:51 (UTC)

[identity profile] knittedfluthlu.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no.
No reason to hide it.
I'm not certain the community would have cooperated anyway, even if it were deemed necessary